we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I skipped work to stalk him.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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