Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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