I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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