You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
sex in a hospital.. check
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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