Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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