I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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