I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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