i just wanna soil my oats bro
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
