is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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