Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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