There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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