is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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