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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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• (607): View more from New York

  He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.

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