was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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