You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?