He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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