Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You don't make any sense
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Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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