Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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