break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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