I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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