my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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