You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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