How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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