Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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