I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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