Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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