i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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