Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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