Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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