she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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