The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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