Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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