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what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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