So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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I wish there were birth control emojis
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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