i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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