You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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