Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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