I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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