On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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