Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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