someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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