that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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