Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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