It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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