Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
why is half of my head shaved?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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