WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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