me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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