she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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