Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
