that's an acceptable place to lick
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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