this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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