Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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