we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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