Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
