She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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