just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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