did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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