I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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