my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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