Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Fuck appropriateness.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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