no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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